- Justin Walker: Look, you've got to put a good face on this, right? Just act like this will be fun! You know, it's you and Mom hanging out on Thanksgiving, you know, a couple of single girls, ladies' night. You know, that way she won't freak out on us.
- Sarah Walker: I hope you all get salmonella and die.
- Sarah Walker: Joe's got my kids, Saul's gone to grandma's for Thanksgiving, and you've all just simultaneously decided to form your own little satellite states like a Balkan uprising. And my neighbor flies to Texas leaving me with his geriatric cat. Now you just expect me to believe that's a coincidence?
- Kitty McCallister: Let me take a wild guess. What you can't talk about is the fact that you're angry because for some inexplicable reason Kevin can father a child and you can't. And now, after everything you've been through with Elizabeth, the one thing that she needs the most you can't give her, but Kevin can. And what really sucks is that deep down you resent him for it. And what makes it even worse is that even deeper down, you're sick of this, this grudge that you guys are carrying on, and you really really miss your brother.