Two and a Half Men (TV Series)
Pinocchio's Mouth (2008)
Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper
Quotes
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Chelsea : What I mean is, if we're going to see each other on a regular basis, there should be some give and take.
Charlie Harper : Based on last night, we're pretty even-steven in the give and take department. And if I recall correctly, you're up one take.
Chelsea : Hey! Of the two of us, I'm the one with tennis elbow!
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Charlie Harper : [Jake is getting on Charlie's nerves] How long is this whole 'grounding' thing gonna go on for?
Alan Harper : Two weeks.
Charlie Harper : Two weeks?
Alan Harper : Charlie, he stuck his ass out a bus window at the girls' track team.
Charlie Harper : That's what you're punishing him for? When you were his age, you mooned the girls' choir.
Alan Harper : No, uh, when I was his age, you pantsed me in front of the girls' choir.
Charlie Harper : Oh, right. Well, either way, you made the yearbook.