- [as Kort tries to follow him and Gibbs into MTAC]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh, no. That visitor's badge only gets you in the lobby. It's not a backstage pass. Tell you what, what you can do is run downstairs to the gift shop, get yourself something nice, like a mug or a T-shirt or a personality.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Look I dislike Kort as much as you do but the truth is...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh really? You dislike him as much as me? He tried to kill me! He blew up my car!
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: I'm sure he had his reasons.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Trent Kort] I see your lips moving but all I hear is "lie, lie, lie".
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [about to track Gibbs's cellphone] Where is he?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Forget it he's gonna know.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How would he?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Because he knows everything.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: McGee do it. We need to know he's okay.
- [McGee starts the search and DiNozzo's phone rings]
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Two block area of Anacostia.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Checking the caller ID on his phone] It's him.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: We're dead.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You don't just drop a gun that's been recently fired! It could go off!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Maybe he had an appointment: doctor, dentist. Check his calendar McGee
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: ...No. Soon as I start going through his stuff, he's gonna walk in a catch me. Forget it!
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: I cannot believe it. I'll do it!
- [Starts to go to Gibbs's desk, then pauses]
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Tony, watch the elevator. McGee the stairs. Now!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Glad you could join us, McTardy.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Where's the boss man? I need a superior to sign off on this.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Give it to me. I'm clearly superior to you in many ways.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [Trent calls Gibbs] Gibbs.
- Trent Kort: Hello there Gibbs, about that favor you owe me.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I thought you were riding a desk at the Agency trying to stay out of trouble.
- Trent Kort: Guess that didn't work out. Afraid if I gave you too many details you wouldn't have shown. Think they shot each other.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: That the best story you got?
- Trent Kort: One I'm sticking to.
- Trent Kort: Keep me on a short leash Gibbs?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, and a muzzle if I have to.
- Trent Kort: I thought we turned a corner in our relationship. You asked me for something, I asked you for something.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I didn't ask you turn up dirt on Vance.
- Trent Kort: But you read the file anyway.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No. I don't waste time on fiction.
- Trent Kort: Caution is an asset in our line of work. Trust is, uh elusive at best.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: No it's not. Not between us, it's impossible. But I honor my debts.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Hitmen have arrived] We gotta go?
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: We are more vulnerable in transit. Take cover.
- Perry Sterling: What's she gonna do?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You know, I don't really know. Bathroom now!
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Dashboard navigation systems from both vehicles in the park. Tracking where Siravo's men have been, see if there was any common location.
- Abby Sciuto: You mean other than where they died?
- Trent Kort: Need another gun?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Actually we're out of vests. But you can go commando if you want.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You would've done things differently, Leon?
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: I would. I do... But in the last two minutes, you gotta let your quarterback call the plays. Nice win.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [re: Perry Sterling; to Ziva] I'm gonna kill this guy before Siravo does.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [re: Gibbs's absence] He lives alone, maybe something happened to him. No one would know.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [as an anchorman] In a tragic story of obsessive hobbying turned deadly, an NCIS agent was discovered in his basement, crushed between a large homemade boat and an even larger bottle of bourbon. Film at 11.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Taking tips from Trent Kort now? Why don't we just run with scissors or talk to strangers. Maybe they've got candy.
- Trent Kort: Go to hell, DiNozzo.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Feels like we're already half way there.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: You didn't take your team.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: I didn't know what it was yet. It *was* Kort.
- Perry Sterling: [preparing to take some medicine] Can I have some water?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: First, immunity. Now water? No more demands.
- Abby Sciuto: [looking at a video game] Captains of Industry 3. The completely unnecessary third installment of the not so popular sequel.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: [sarcastically] Capturing all the fun of being a corporate CEO and building your own business empire.
- Abby Sciuto: Not playtime, Elf Lord.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: You got that right. COI3 was universally panned as '08's worst MMORPG.
- Abby Sciuto: It sucks! So why was Perry spending up to 7 hours a day playing it online.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: He sucks.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: In a topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems, the one place you can turn to is the wall!
- [indicating the Most Wanted Wall]
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Ran his prints. The coma man is, indeed, Jonathan Siravo.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yes, the master of pirates. Can't change his diapers, but running an international crime syndicate? That he can do in his sleep. You lied to me, Wall!
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: So, Perry was Siravo's accountant. Set up his living will after the motorcycle accident...
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Used his power of attorney to access his holdings and begin building his network.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Meanwhile, the public face of the empire would never be seen anywhere, but here on the Wall.
- [whispers]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're the real victim here aren't you, Wall?
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Trent Kort shows up bearing gifts. I wanna know what's in it for him.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Trent Kort does not gain anything by leaking information, Leon.
- NCIS Director Leon Vance: Then I wanna know who does. Find the leak. Find Siravo. I want the CIA out of my house!
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Bank robberies from bad guys. Is that how the CIA finances their operations?
- Trent Kort: I'm just trying to get back in the starting line up.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: It's possible you're more dangerous behind a desk.
- Trent Kort: Status on the Borealis?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: It's a boat, and it's missing. Status on you is you're really annoying and I wish you were missing.
- Abby Sciuto: [discussing what is on a suspect's laptop] He was a killer gamer though! And he plays a boat load of sims.
- [looks at Gibbs]
- Abby Sciuto: Translation video games. The rest is mostly spreadsheets, bank accounts, and porn. Spreadsheets and porn, that's two totally different things.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Yeah, I already know that.
- Abby Sciuto: Ok, I was just checking.
- [Sterling is complaining constantly about the accommodations in the safe house]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [slapping a handful of takeout menus into his lap] Local cuisine.
- Perry Sterling: I have a very delicate stomach. I'm on a strict macrobiotic diet...
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: [deadpan] Can't wait to see what happens.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [under his breath] I'm gonna kill this guy before Siravo does.