The Mentalist (TV Series)
Red Rum (2009)
Owain Yeoman: Wayne Rigsby
Quotes
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Wayne Rigsby : It's just a silly alternative lifestyle: like Star Trek or yoga.
Grace Van Pelt : I do yoga.
[Rigsby clears his throat]
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Wayne Rigsby : Oh my god! Where's my food?
[holding up a bag of carrots]
Wayne Rigsby : What is this?
Grace Van Pelt : That is healthy and nutritious snacking.
Wayne Rigsby : I'm going to die.
[Van Pelt chuckles sarcastically]
Wayne Rigsby : Seriously, I'm allergic to carrots.
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Coach Dieter : You made that sound like I'm a sex molester or something. I smacked a couple kids because they needed an attitude adjustment. Their panty-waist parents made an issue of it.
Wayne Rigsby : That's okay then?
Coach Dieter : That's football.
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Wayne Rigsby : Laid out by a kid, huh?
Coach Dieter : It was a lucky punch.
Wayne Rigsby : So your own student beats you up and you don't tell anyone?
Coach Dieter : It was no big deal.
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Kimball Cho : "Kimball", she says, "you shall kneel before the lord of beasts".
Wayne Rigsby : That's scary.
Kimball Cho : Yeah.
Wayne Rigsby : ...If you're a 12 year old girl at her first sleep-away camp.
Kimball Cho : You had to be there.