How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Murtaugh (2009)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
Quotes
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Barney Stinson : If you did all the things on this list, I would call that a fun weekend.
Ted Mosby : Are you kidding? If you did all the things on the list, you'd be dead. That's not a chall...
Barney Stinson : Challenge accepted! For the next 24 hours, I will do everything on this list. If I do, Ted will come with me and TP the laser tag.
Ted Mosby : And if you can't?
Barney Stinson : I will listen to you talk about architecture for three hours.
Ted Mosby : Agreed. Robin, will you do the honors?
Robin Scherbatsky : [Holds Ted's and Barney's arms as they shake hands] Gentlemen's agreement!
Barney Stinson : Okay, chumps, let's do this. Barneeey ah-Stinsonnn!
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Barney Stinson : My ear hurts so bad, I can hear it. I can hear my own ear. Think about that.
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Barney Stinson : You cannot believe what happened to me at laser tag today.
Ted Mosby : Everyone freaked out because a grown man was scaring their children?
Barney Stinson : No! Well, actually, yeah.
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Ted Mosby : Barney, what happened to your ear? It looks like a jack o'lantern in November third.
Barney Stinson : This? It's just a little infech. Nothing a young man like me can't shake off.
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Barney Stinson : [answering his phone] Go for Bar... AAAARRRGGGHHH!