JonTron (TV Series)

Boating Made (TOO) Easy! (2020)

Jon Jafari: JonTron

Quotes 

• [In the beginning...] 

  JonTron : I gotta be honest with you guys, okay? Like, I just gotta be honest, I wanna drive one of those guys; Big, small, ancient, longship, Aztec, raft. Tell me somethin'. If I shouldn't be drivin' a boat, why does that man look so at peace? I could be that man, but you won't let me. He's even brought his little lunch box. His wife made him peanut butter jelly or some shit, I don't fuckin' know, don't fuckin' talk to me.