Sex Trek: Charly XXX (2007 Video)
Shay Sweet: Charly
Quotes
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Charly : [after materializing in the transporter naked] Oh dear, where are my clothes?
Bones McJoy : I never did trust that contraption, although it does seem to have its pluses.
Capt. James T. Quirk : Don't worry, Miss Walker, I'll have ship's stores fabricate you some clothing. Something cheap and tawdry with strappy high heels. Something a pornstar would wear.
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Capt. James T. Quirk : Mr. Sperm, Mayor Headcheese said something about *evil* being among us, could it be that John T. Bone is directing this episode?
Dr. Sperm : No, Captain, but my long distance, deep space sensors do indicate that Deep Space Station 69 has been exploded into a ball of fire, rather like my anus was that time you treated me to Mexican food.
Capt. James T. Quirk : How, Sperm, how? How could it have happened?
Dr. Sperm : I think that spicy Latino food does not agree with my half-Horny system.
Capt. James T. Quirk : No, Sperm, I'm talking about the space station.
Charly : It wasn't built very well. Just like your ship, cheap paint, thin plywood, used nails. You guys don't get much of a budget for these things, do you?
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Yeoman Gland : Charly! One doesn't enter a lady's private area without knocking, at least not without buying her a few drinks first. How'd you get in here anyways? I'm sure that door was locked.
Charly : I have the power to get into things. Besides, I got into this episode, and I don't even do boy-girl scenes.