Greg Lee: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Greg Lee : [after opening the game fighting laughter]  Have you heard that before? I think I have.

• The Chief : I say it's a ballpoint pen with an amazing built-in digital recorder.

  Greg Lee : [heard through it after she presses it]  And I say it's a digital recorder with an amazing built-in ballpoint pen.

  The Chief : Yes, well. You'll have to settle this argument for yourself.

• Greg Lee : [stops dancing when no one else responds]  I'm doing this show by myself today.

• Greg Lee : [not getting a response to go to the next exercise]  You didn't even move. They're statues! Wait a minute! Oh, OK, c'mere, you're fine.

• Greg Lee : [to Scott the Clown]  Oh, sure, they clap for you, I'm dyin' up there.

• Scott Leonard : Students at clown college work for hours each day on thing like juggling...

  Greg Lee : [starting to]  Juggling, yes, know it well.

  Scott Leonard : Very nice.

  Greg Lee : Thank you.

  Scott Leonard : Of course, gymnastics...

  Greg Lee : I do not do that.

  Scott Leonard : No?

  Greg Lee : [seeing one of the others cartwheeling]  He does, though.

  Scott Leonard : He does. Uh, comedy...

  Greg Lee : No, we don't do that.

• Greg Lee : [giving a thumbs-up after the Lightning Round "lightning bolt" is seen on eithe rside of his head]  This is just a trick. I'm OK!

• Greg Lee : [to Scott the clown]  Yeah, they'll clap for you, I'm dyin' up there.