- Jim Halpert: The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around my desk so that she can run into Charles' office every time he calls for Kelly. She thinks that if she says "You wanted me" enough, he will, in fact, want her. It's not the worst plan she's ever had.
- Charles Miner: Okay, I'm gonna call you Kapoor, okay, and you Hannon.
- Kelly Erin Hannon: If we're changing names, can I be Erin? It's my middle name.
- Charles Miner: Erin? Okay, that's very pretty.
- Kelly Kapoor: Well, you know what my name is? Rajnigandha. And I hate it. I hate it!
- [runs out of Charles' office]
- Kevin Malone: I thought Rajnigandha was a boy's name.
- Jim Halpert: Hey, dude. Do you know what a rundown is?
- Oscar Martinez: Use it in a sentence.
- Jim Halpert: Uh... can you get this rundown for me?
- Oscar Martinez: Try another sentence.
- Jim Halpert: This rundown better be really good?
- Oscar Martinez: I don't know, but it sounds like the rundown's really important.
- Jim Halpert: Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.
- Oscar Martinez: Why don't you just ask him, what...
- Jim Halpert: No, I can't. It was like hours ago.
- Oscar Martinez: What have you been doing?
- Kevin Malone: Try it in another sentence.
- Michael Scott: Hey, Ryan? Could you get to that copy from before?
- Ryan Howard: Pam's better at that stuff.
- Pam Beesly: That is so insulting.
- Ryan Howard: How is it insulting to say that you're good at something?
- Pam Beesly: Because the thing you're saying I'm good at is pushing a big green button a bunch of times.
- Ryan Howard: I'm not judging it, it's like... I could run GM, but I couldn't fix a car. It's not saying one is better than the other.
- Pam Beesly: Seriously? Because it sounds like one of those is better than the other.
- Pam Beesly: Hey, Charles.
- Charles Miner: Hey, Pam.
- Pam Beesly: I know you're a very busy man so I'll cut right to the chase. I'd like my old job back.
- Charles Miner: I don't know what to tell you. The job's been taken.
- Pam Beesly: Um, well, I could come back as a salesman. I have experience now.
- Charles Miner: Um.
- Pam Beesly: Or I could come back as your personal assistant. You know? Sort your mail, set your appointments. I know all the people.
- Charles Miner: Yeah, I know.
- Pam Beesly: Personal shopper?
- Charles Miner: No.
- Pam Beesly: Well, it was great catching up with you. And I'll see you around the building.
- Charles Miner: Okay.