- [Archie is looking at buying a minivan]
- Dr. Archie Morris: If I drive it, they will come.
- Nurse Chuny Marquez: Who will come?
- Dr. Archie Morris: My future wife, kids, and our dog, Buster.
- Dr. Simon Brenner: You've been married and divorced three times to each other?
- Harry Feingold: What can I tell you? I'm a glutton for punishment.
- Dr. Tony Gates: All right, any pain in the stomach?
- Barbara Feingold: Not really. But I do have a pain in my ass, and he's standing two feet away.
- Dr. Simon Brenner: You worked at the Jumbo Mart?
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Uh, yeah, a few years ago. I was sorting things out. Wanted to make sure medicine was right for me.
- Frank Martin: Thank God she came back.
- Dr. Neela Rasgotra: Thanks Frank, that's sweet.
- Frank Martin: You never made the right change.