30 Rock (TV Series)

The Natural Order (2009)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : Colleen's in town? If you need a break, I'd be happy to take her out. There's a restaurant hostess in midtown I'd like to see cry.

• Liz Lemon : Hey Jack, do you treat me any differently because I'm a woman?

  Jack Donaghy : Well, I pay you a little less, yes.

• Liz Lemon : Tracy, it costs the show a lot of money when you pull these shenanigans.

  Tracy Jordan : Don't patronize me with your Celtic slang, Liz Lemon. We have a black president now.

  Liz Lemon : What do you care? You voted for Nader!

• Jack Donaghy : I have an opportunity here, a chance to go back to the past to put things right that once went wrong.

  Liz Lemon : That's the "Quantum Leap" intro.

• Jack Donaghy : I'll see Paul and give him the speech I wrote for Jimmy Donaghy.

  Liz Lemon : Paul's not your dad.

  Jack Donaghy : But Paul's here. And he's taking advantage of my mother. What I originally wrote for my father may be dated. Who would be our current Nikita Khrushchev?

  Liz Lemon : Simon Cowell?