- Stu Pickles: Las Vegas!
- Didi Pickles: Hmm. It's lovely at night.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Haven't been here since the '50s! Took the town by storm, too! I won 15 jackpots in a row! They flew me home first class just to get rid of me!
- Drew Pickles: Well, Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus.
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: Ah, what did she know?
- Angelica Pickles: C'mon, Cynthia. Let's practice our scales.
- [singing a scale off-key]
- Angelica Pickles: "Go make me a donut real slow!"
- Stu Pickles: We'll never catch 'em this way! A boat! Hurry!
- Angelica Pickles: Wait a minute, I'm not going in that little thing!
- Stu Pickles: Pretend it's a game.
- [They get in the boat, but because of Stu being heavier than Angelica, it sinks]
- Angelica Pickles: Uncle Stu, you've gotta learn some new games.
- Angelica Pickles: A vacation is when you get to do ezzactly what you want all the time.
- Chuckie Finster: [whispering to Tommy] I guess that means Angelica's *always* on vacation.
- [giggles with Tommy]
- Angelica Pickles: Um, Uncle Stu?
- Stu Pickles: Not now, Angelica.
- [They bump into the ship]
- Angelica Pickles: Tried to warn ya!
- Grandpa Lou Pickles: [on a sled] Reminds me of the 15 years I spent prospectin' up in the Yukon. One night, it got so cold, I had to sleep under a grizzly bear.
- Angelica Pickles: That's nice, Grandpa. Can I have some nickels?
- Stu Pickles: [seeing the babies at the buffet] Chuckie, you're supposed to use a glass! Phil, pineapples have to be peeled! Tommy, get out of the pasta salad! Oh! Lil, you're supposed to *eat* raisins!
- Tommy Pickles: Look at all the lights.
- Lil DeVille: It's like being inside a "Kissmas" tree.
- Phil DeVille: Naw, that was just sticky.