- The Cowardly Lion: With a nuck and a ruff and a fuck and a fuck!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey man, did you just swear?
- The Cowardly Lion: Yeah yeah, fuck you, fuck you, dick, dick, dick, huh huh huh huh.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Now Tin Man, what a miserable fuck. He raises the shittiness to a whole new level. He can't duck or jump, at all. That fucking helps, right? Why not have a character in a platforming jumping game that can't jump? He's useless. A complete waste.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Here's the enemy run down: we got blood-thirsty blue birds, frogs, chattering teeth, pink soldiers, some weird looking dude, flying elephants that are supposed to be monkeys, a blobby blue guy and killer chairs. Is this The Wizard of Oz or Pee-Wee's Playhouse.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Even the hands of a clock can kill you.
- [holds up clock]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh my God, here it is! Watch out for the clock!
- [gets hit]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Come on, you fucking green bitch, melt. Melt like diarrhea in the hot sun.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: There's no place like home. There's no shitty game like this. I'm serious, it shouldn't have been made. Like, it's almost half as bad as Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, and like, I know it's been 40-something reviews and I'm still talking about Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but I'm serious! It's really almost that bad. Fuck this game. Watch it go!
- The Cowardly Lion: What's that green thing?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I don't know. Oh, that big emerald is a door?
- The Cowardly Lion: Yeah, yeah, what are you, stupid?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Now, what the fuck? How am I supposed to get under this flame?
- The Cowardly Lion: Piss on it.
- The Cowardly Lion: Oh, a balloon.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, the animation's stunning.
- The Cowardly Lion: Looks like a ball sac.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Once you get the two keys, that's it. No end boss or anything special.
- The Cowardly Lion: Oh, that sucks.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: And to navigate this place is confusing as all hell.
- The Cowardly Lion: Hell's confusing!