The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

The Simpsons (2007)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Don't you wish you could go around killing aliens, instead of making purple objects NOT purple? Why not just fucking shit all over and make everything brown?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : That's quite a lesson in geography: China, Egypt, the North Pole and Hollywood. Pretty fucking educational. When I was a kid, my world was video games. Locked in my room playing Bart vs. The Space Mutants and all this crap. I've wasted all my time on this shit. I want it back. Ruined my life.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Bart's my ass and Krusty's my balls. Fuck this shit, now I'm gonna eat my own shorts.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The plot is basically Bart won a trip around the world by drawing some shitty picture of Krusty the Clown for an art contest and now Mr. Burns wants the Simpsons wiped off the face of the earth.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Eat my shorts. Eat'em good. Right after I took a shitty diarrhea dump.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : You motherfucker. I went right through it!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh look, there's Maggie. What do I do here? Okay, a boat comes and explodes? I don't get it. Now, where do I go? I'm stuck here. Maggie, can ya help? No? Suck my ass.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : It's really funny how people just casually walk by. If I was walking through a mall and I saw giant bouncing donuts and killer marshmallows, walking shoes, spring jumping shoes, moonwalking shoes, paper bags with legs, paper bags with scary fucking heads, and killer towels, I think I would shit my pants. Shit would come out of my ass.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : D'oh!