- Swamp Thing Kid, Kid: Trick or treat.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Oh, oh you want some trick or treat? Okay, here's some trick or treat for ya.
- [holds a plastic bag over his rear and defacates into it]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Alright there ya go, ya little fuckers. There's some chocolate for ya.
- Swamp Thing Kid: That's not chocolate, that's poop.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Not chocolate, nor is it poop. It's shit!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Well, it's Halloween and I gotta go babysit. Yeah, of all things, I gotta watch some little shitheads for the night.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Hey wait, I got something for you too. A shitty game.
- [drops Halloween for Atari into the kid's bag]
- Kid: What the heck is this?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: It's an Atari game.
- Kid: What the heck is Atari, you dope?
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [to the neighbor, talking about Michael Myres] Hey! Call the police, tell the sheriff, he's on the loose!
- Neighbor: Is this some kind of joke? I've been trick or treated like shit tonight!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: You don't know what shit is!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Exhibit A. Halloween, Halloween. Just in case you didn't see it the first time.