The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Ghostbusters (2007)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Now when we heard that a Ghostbusters game was going to be released on Nintendo, we were so excited we shit our pants. Literally, shit came out our asses and we rocketed through the roof. It was two of our favorite things coming together. Should've been like bread and butter. But more like dead skunk and dog shit!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : This is the worst game I've ever played in my life. It's worse than Dr. Jeckyl and Mr. Hyde. Well, maybe not that bad.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Are you willing to bet this game is going to get a lot worse? Oh, yeah. It gets worse the minute you press the start button...

  Voice on Game : Ghostbusters!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : What the fuck was that?

  Voice on Game : Ghostbusters!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Gershbushderz!

  Voice on Game : Ghostbusters!

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Now, don't get me wrong. I'm not judging this by it's lack of clarity, but let's let that set the tone for the game.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Who pays you to catch all these ghosts? Shouldn't ghosts have a right to death? So why are you busting them? Because busting makes you feel good?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [holds up a Belle figurine]  Wait, that's not mine. Get that the fuck out of here.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : And every kid on the block needed a Proton pack. Even though it's only plastic, in our minds, it was an unlicensed nuclear accelerator.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : So as you're constantly running around, emptying your traps, you'll keep running out of gas. That's right, you can run out of gas in this game. How do you get gas? You need to go to the gas station. What happens if you run out of gas? Two little fuck balls get out to push the car. Do you really have to go to the gas station at all? No, you can also slam into gas tanks on the highway. So fuck the gas station. I wish it was that easy in real life. Need gas? Just run over the gas containers.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh please, Game Genie, grant me three wishes. That's right, we're gonna cheat. But there's only one cheat I care about: immunity to ghosts on the stairwell.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Fuck, I'm out of gas. It really sucks that you need to keep refueling your car. What sucks even more is that the gas costs money too. More money than it does in real life.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [the Ghostbusters finally reach the top of the stairwell]  And *then* they run? They move like slugs the whole fucking time but as soon as they get to the top, they run like they've got propellers in their asses!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : And I've counted. There's 22 floors. You think that's enough? I mean, what the fuck were they fucking thinking?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Fuck! I hate this fucking game. What were they thinking?