"The Angry Video Game Nerd" Atari 5200 (TV Episode 2007) - James Rolfe as The Angry Video Game Nerd

The Angry Video Game Nerd : There is one alternative, the track ball, but it's an ungodly abomination that begs for an apocalypse. Look at it. It's as big as a VCR or DVD player. It's big enough to be the game system, let alone the controller! It's almost as big as the Nintendo... No, wait, it's actually bigger than the Nintendo! What a beast! But the ultimate question is: does it work? Well, does it?

[tries it out on a game]

The Angry Video Game Nerd : No, it doesn't.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : This controller is a piece of shit. What's the most important aspect of a video game? Well, being able to fucking play it! And what do you need to play it with? A fucking controller! So, what do you do if the controller doesn't work? You're fucked! In the name of God, Heaven and Hell, everything else in between, every living creature on earth, by the outer rims of the Universe, every Megaverse in the Ultraverse, let it be known! Let the word be known! This controller is fucking horrible!
The Angry Video Game Nerd : Then there are all these numeric buttons. I mean, what is this for? Is this thing a phone? Like, is this used for talking to intergalactic space aliens, or flying fuckernauts or astrobastards?

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd