- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Now you're playing with power... Now you're playing with fucking shit. You're better off fucking shit than fucking with this fucked up shit. Fuck this shit. You don't know shit about how fucking shitty this fucking shit is. Its so bad, it sucks. It so fucking suck it fucks!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Castlevania II: Simon's Quest... There's only one way to play this with the Power Glove.
- [punches the cartridge with his fist]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [playing Super Mario Bros] Come on, get over the pipe, you fucking asshole.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm playing Top Gun with the Power Glove. It's like puking on a pile of shit.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: [playing Contra with the Power Glove] Try doing the Contra code with this fuckin' thing.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Now before you can even get this fucking piece of shit to work, you have to put these three sensors on your TV like this.
- [they keep falling off]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: Fuck. Piece of shit. Fuck!
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm touching the fucking floor right now. I am touching the floor, and I can't get him to stop jumping.
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: So if anything, the Power Glove is an interesting experiment in gaming technology. But too bad they were just fuckin' jerking off!
- [makes the motion with his hand]
- The Angry Video Game Nerd: What's the most important aspect about any game? Well, being able to fucking play it!