The 10th Kingdom (TV Mini Series)

Episode #1.3 (2000)

John Shrapnel: Governor of Prison

Quotes 

• Governor of Prison : [Prisoners on the laundry list have been brought outside to dispose of scrap, Tony is among them]  Alright now, pay attention. Everything here has to be cleared out. So form a human chain, and chuck everything into that boat moored there.

  [Tony looks at the boat, concerned] 

  Tony : Ah, excuse me?

  Governor of Prison : What?

  [walks over, annoyed] 

  Tony : Well, we're kind of far away from the boat, aren't we in danger of some of the more delicate objects being broken?

  Governor of Prison : What do you think this is Lewis? An elves underwear party? Look, this is scrap, now do as you're told!

  [Tony is cut off as he's about to speak] 

  Governor of Prison : And shut it!

• Governor of Prison : [Tony gets ahold of the mirror and tries to get it to turn on, this gets the governor's attention and annoys him]  Lewis? What in the fairy-ing forest do you think you're doing?

  Tony : [slapping on the mirror]  It's not working.

  Governor of Prison : Listen Lewis, you little prison princess. Throw that mirror on that boat, now!