"The Angry Video Game Nerd" Wally Bear and the No! Gang (TV Episode 2006) - James Rolfe as The Angry Nintendo Nerd

The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Look at this: it doesn't look like any other NES game. And what's this button for? "PRESS HERE"? Seriously, press here? What for? I mean, is it supposed to be telling you how to push the game down? Like, how to put the game into the system? Well, I-I can't really push on it when it's inside the Nintendo. You know, did they really think kids are that stupid? I mean, it should just say, "PRESS HERE, YOU DUMB FUCK!" Like, some kid's gonna be like, "Uhhh, duhh, how do I put the game in?"
The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Literally, the same backgrounds are used over and over again, kinda like in a Flintstones cartoon. If you notice during a driving scene, it's just the same stuff in the background, being repeated over and over again. The only difference is that The Flintstones was entertaining, but this... this is just a piece of fuck.
The Angry Nintendo Nerd : Back in the '80s, it seemed as though there were all these characters trying to keep kids off of drugs. Whether it was McGruff, or Pee Wee, or the combined efforts of Alf, Michaelangelo, Bugs Bunny, and Miss Piggy. And this game, I'm sure it didn't help kids stay off drugs at all. In fact, I'm sure that the people who made it were on something. So, avoid it at all costs, unless you're fucked up on drugs.

James Rolfe: The Angry Nintendo Nerd