- Gopher Reed: Guys we can do this. Bring it in; we're taking a shot. To Abigail Brown, the love of my life.
- Daniel Benjamin: To my mystery hot girl. Whose name, it turns out, it Jaime.
- Mike Sanders: To Brittany, who I should have noticed earlier.
- Shane Reilly: To Lloyd from Videotown.
- Gopher Reed: Ever since the first time I can remember seeing you I can't stop thinking about you.
- Abigail Constance Brown: I'm engaged.
- Shane Reilly: We're gonna go in there, and we're gonna kick ass at finals, and we're gonna have a sweet after finals party, and we're gonna go home with smiles in our hearts and songs on our faces.
- Daniel Benjamin: Shane, finals week just ended.
- Shane Reilly: Balls!
- Shane Reilly: Guys! Look around yourselves right now. Have you ever cared about anybody this much in the whole life? I loved you guys! I mean, think about all the good times we've had! Danny B. got drunk for the first time.Gopher and I spied on Mike in the job from his high school girlfriend. Marshall punched that girl! Guys - you are my best friends. And, I'm not gonna let some stupid hoesbags drag us down! So-So what? So she put you in the friend zone? Danny B., before you couldn't even talk to girls. And, so what she's engaged? You know how many times I've been "engaged"? And, yeah Mike, yeah, you screwed up but at least you got to hook up with tall Courtney! This isn't the end of the world. This isn't even the end of the semester! We're gonna go in there, and we're gonna kick ass at finals, and we're gonna have a sweet after finals party, and we're gonna go home with smiles in our hearts and songs on our faces.