- Buster Baxter: [Arthur and his family go to Crazy Bus Live. Arthur disguises himself with a fake trunk and a vaudeville-style hat. He wants his family to call him "Steve" during the show] Hey, Arthur, cool trunk.
- D.W.: He wants to be called Steve.
- Arthur Timothy Read I: So you got stuck coming here with your little brother... wait, you don't have a little brother or sister.
- Buster Baxter: That's right, *Steve*.