- Darkseid: Who interrupts Darkseid's quest for the Anti-Life Equation?
- Dr. Psycho: Uh, it is, hmm hmm, I, Dr. Psycho.
- Darkseid: Ah, the dwarf who called Wonder Woman a slur that not even I dare utter.
- Dr. Psycho: Gah, that was, like, two years ago. Also, "dwarf" is considered a slur, just FYI. This isn't 'Wizard of Oz'.
- Joker: You know, I thought I had the perfect life before I met you. Maiming, killing, causing general chaos. I thought I had it all.