Terence Rigby: Big Al

Quotes 

• Big Al : [after the police raid]  If we don't get all that gear moved out of the church basement by the weekend, we're all pencilled in for deportation, solitary confinement, loss of privileges, discharge with ignominy, boiling in oil... or a small fine.

• Mr. Wheeler : [Regarding Big Al as a trespasser on school property]  What are you doing here?

  Big Al : Well what are any of us doing anywhere on our poor, beleaguered planet? I suppose I'm trying to do the same as you: trying to make some sense out of life.

  Mr. Wheeler : It is not my job to make sense out of life.

  Big Al : But you're a headmaster. You must make an attempt to master your head!