Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Days of Misrule (2008)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
Quotes
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DCI Tom Barnaby : Jones.
DS Ben Jones : Yes, sir!
DCI Tom Barnaby : I'm not going to get you tarred and feathered and sent to traffic, all right?
DS Ben Jones : You're not?
DCI Tom Barnaby : No.
DS Ben Jones : I thought I'd dropped you in it with the Boy Wonder, sir.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Well, yes, you did. But your candour merely hastens the inevitable.
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DS Ben Jones : You're being bailed, not released, Mr Parkes. Better stay out of trouble.
James Parkes : Is that an official warning or a personal threat?
DS Ben Jones : Both.
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CS John Cotton : You've had a similar incident of arson recently.
DS Ben Jones : Yeah, that'll be...
DCI Tom Barnaby : Polter, the pyromaniac. I'm fairly sure it wasn't him.
CS John Cotton : Fuzzy logic, Tom. Gut instinct can let you down; systems won't.
DS Ben Jones : We banged Polter up last Wednesday, sir.
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DS Ben Jones : [Wearing a blindfold] Can't see a thing!
DCI Tom Barnaby : [Sarcastically] Something to do with wearing a blindfold.
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DS Ben Jones : Don't look now, sir, but we're being watched.
DCI Tom Barnaby : Where?
DS Ben Jones : One o'clock. Big man in red.
[Barnaby looks in the direction and sees a plastic Santa on the roof of a house]
DCI Tom Barnaby : [sarcastically] Oh, you're full of fun today, Jones.
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DS Ben Jones : Well, that's my Christmas Eve stuffed the wrong way up the chimney, sir. How about yours?