Breaking Bad (TV Series)

Better Call Saul (2009)

Matt Jones: Badger

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Quotes 

• Saul Goodman : [Counseling Badger] 

  Saul Goodman : Alright, who do we have?

  Badger : Brandon Mayhew.

  Saul Goodman : "Brandon Mayhew." Alright. "Brandon Mayhew." Ahhhh, here we go; "public masturbation."

  Badger : What?

  Saul Goodman : I don't get it, what's the kick? Why doncha do it at home like the rest of us, with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? In a Starbucks, that's nice!

  Badger : That ain't me, man! I was the guy selling meth... allegedly...

  Saul Goodman : [Flipping through files...] 

  Saul Goodman : Ok, alright, I gotcha. Meth, right? That was just a little transpositional error, nothin' a little white out can take care of.

• Getz : [Interrogating Badger]  Hey, I'm trying to help ya here, man. Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is, I think this can end very well for you.

  Saul Goodman : EHHHHH! Whaddya doin' Detective? What're you doin' talkin' to my client without me present? You Sneaky Pete! Which is which? What'd the academy hire you right outta the womb? You guys get younger every...

  Saul Goodman : [Turning to Badger] 

  Saul Goodman : What'd you say to Babyface? Huh? Didja say anything stupid? And by "anything stupid" I mean anything at all!

  Badger : I... I, uh...

  Saul Goodman : Ah, look at you, mouth open, vocal chords all atwitter! Yeah, we'll talk about that later!

  Saul Goodman : [Turns back to Getz] 

  Saul Goodman : Right now, you, OUT! TEN MINUTES AGO. There are laws, Detective, have your kindergarten teacher read 'em to ya! Right, go grab a juice box, have a nap, go on!

• Saul Goodman : Any questions?

  Badger : Uh.. You're gonna get me off, right?

  Saul Goodman : What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting?