- Major Neuheim: The Third Reich was a glorious adventure. It was good while it lasted.
- Private Gerhard Schulz: Yes sir. It was a... whole load of fun. People will miss it!
- Major Neuheim: You'll go down to the bottom of the lake a poor man, a man without a Pfennig to his name. But by God, when you come up again Gerhard you'll be rich! There's enough in one of those crates to set us all up for the rest of our lives.
- Lieutenant Tom Carson: Oh come on, don't give me that. I know where your uniform is... it's out buried in a field somewhere. What was it, SS?
- Private Gerhard Schulz: Certainly not sir.
- Lieutenant Tom Carson: You guys are all alike. Can't get 'em off quick enough can ya?
- Kaltenbrunner: I have to tell you that if you're expecting any last minute miracles, there won't be any. It's all over - two weeks at the most.
- Major Neuheim: [shocked] T-two weeks?
- Walter Schmidt: We should have had a flag. A German flag.
- Major Neuheim: You can't get German flags at the moment. They're not popular.
- Walter Schmidt: That's Willy down there in 160 feet of water. You sent him down in a cheap diving suit.
- Major Neuheim: Cheap? Those diving suits costs me 3,000 cigarettes!
- Walter Schmidt: 3,000 CIGARETTES? You can't buy a pair of pyjamas for 3,000 cigarettes, let alone a DIVING SUIT!