- Kevin Sudormiedo: The youngster inspects his face for blemishes. They tend to drastically deflate the boy's self-esteem which subsequently lower his chances with any potential mate. In an effort to escape his inner demons, he searches for distraction.
- Kevin Sudormiedo: He has to thoroughly consider the apparel that is best suited to attracting a potential mate, while also keeping in mind the drastically different subcultures that will attend the occasion and judge him accordingly.
- Kevin Sudormiedo: When there's nothing left to be prepared, the small fry does one last prance around the room to practice his mating dance. This is the final weapon of seduction in his repertoire, and it is most vital to whether he will lose or come out victorious on this most important night.