Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

Stressed to Kill (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck, Drake Mallard, Tom Lockjaw

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : Cowboys and Indians committing candy crimes, pirates playing with panthers, and now, two circus clowns creating chaos across the city...

  [beat] 

  Darkwing Duck : This case just gets crazier and crazier.

• Darkwing Duck : Not so fast, evil doers!

  Quackerjack : My, my, aren't we in a huff?

  [Quackerjack pulls out his Banana Brain doll] 

  Quackerjack : Mr. Banana Brain says, "Why don't you relax, Max?"

  Darkwing Duck : [losing patience]  WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TELLING ME TO RELAX? I AM RELAXED! I AM RELAXED!

  [the stage begins to collapse around him] 

  Darkwing Duck : Oopsie!

  [the stage set tumbles down on top of him] 

  Megavolt : You really know how to bring down the house, Dipwing!

  [cackles] 

  Launchpad McQuack : I'll bring you down!

  [Megavolt zaps Launchpad] 

  Quackerjack : [as the villains bow]  Another electrifying performance, Megavolt.

• Darkwing Duck : [snapping out of his trance]  Who? What? When? Where? Sometimes why?

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror... And then somethin' about flappin'?