- Owen: [Owen has just completed an eating challenge while handcuffed to Heather, who compliments him on his teamwork. Owen's stomach gurgles loudly] Speaking of teamwork, how are you with toilet paper?
- [Owen runs for the outhouse, farting with every step, dragging Heather with him]
- Geoff: [as Geoff is pushing the canoe with Gwen in it] This one time, we had this massive pool party and my buddy Jay and I decided to take our buddy's lawn and re-plant it in the school foyer.
- Gwen: [calmly] I don't care.
- Gwen: No, no but it was so awesome. We put a cup and flag on it and actually putted a few rounds before getting caught. The principal gave us the longest detention in school history.
- Gwen: [angrily] Will you please shut up?
- Geoff: Whoa, harshness.
- Gwen: Oh, I know. I'm the harsh, weird, scary goth girl who's being all mean and snappish as usual.
- Geoff: Chill, I didn't say that.