Life with Louie (TV Series)

Lake Winnibigoshish (1995)

Louie Anderson: Narrator, Andy Anderson (Dad), Little Louie

Quotes 

• Ora Anderson (Mom) : I know, why don't you kids play a game?

  Andy Anderson : Yeah, count telephone poles or something.

  Tommy Anderson , Little Louie : One, two, three, four.

  Andy Anderson : To yourselves! To yourselves!

• Andy Anderson : [about a big fish serving as the entrance to a restaurant]  I caught that fish when I was just about your age.

  Little Louie : Hey, Dad, that's made out of wood.

  Andy Anderson : It was a long time ago. It's petrified now.

• Louie Anderson : You know, even though my dad complained all the time, and he thought he knew everything, and he thought he was always right, and I never cut the grass right, I miss him. So if your dad's around, I want you to go over there and give him a big hug. I know he doesn't like it, but do it! It's good for him.

• Andy Anderson : First I'm gonna catch you, then I'm gonna stuff you, and then I'm gonna turn you into a restaurant.