- Eliot Spencer: My arm's dislocated.
- Maria Shipp: Isn't that supposed to hurt?
- Eliot Spencer: [chuckles] Yeah.
- Eliot Spencer: Listen, I know that this is not how you wanted to spend the weekend. Trust me, me neither.
- Maria Shipp: Are you trying to apologize for dragging me into this? Don't. These people need help. You're helping them. It's what I like best about you.
- Harry Wilson: [talking about their teammates] Well, what do they do if they're really in trouble? Is there some kind of bat signal? We should have some kind of bat signal.
- Eliot Spencer: All right, Parker, you go.
- Maria Shipp: While I bang Eliot's shoulder back into place.
- Parker: Ooh, that sounds like it's gonna hurt. I really don't want to miss that.
- Parker: I still can't believe we placed our lives in the hands of a lawyer and a marshal on the same job, and we're all still here.
- Parker: I love nautical line. It has the best tensile strength.
- Eliot Spencer: Parker, just say ready when you're ready!