Freedom Toons (2014– )

Seamus Coughlin: Seamus, Dr. Mac, Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Bernie Sanders, The Debunkers, Ben Shapiro, Jordan Peterson, Doctor, Joe Rogan, Narrator, Tucker Carlson, Jason, MSNBS Analysts, Reporter, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Andrew Cuomo, Announcer, Citizen, Elizabeth Warren, Jack Dorsey, Judge, Justin Trudeau, SJW, Teacher, Adam Schiff, Aliens, American Citizen, American Citizens, Bernie, Beto O'Rourke, Canadian Man, GovernMan, Jussie Smollett, Kamala Harris, Leftist, Leftists, MSNBS Analyst, Man, Old Lady, Rand Paul, Secret Service Agent, Social Justice Warrior, Various, Vladimir Putin, Airplane Captain, Alex Jones, Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Amy Williamson, Andrew, Andrew Yang, Angel, Anthony Fauci, Barack Obama, Bat, Bernie Bros, Beto, Better Than You Angel, Biden, Bill Clinton, Bill the Manager, Bishop, Boomer Waspson, Boomers, Brett Kavanaugh, Bugerworld CEO, Burger town Customer, Burger town Customerer, COVID-19, Canadian Ranger, Canadian Truckers, Captain America, Carl, Cashier, Cenk Uygur, Chadwick Anderson, Chaz Gregory, Children, Chop Citizens, Chris Harrison, Chris Wallace, Christmas Singer, Chuck Schumer, Communists, Computer Guy, Conservative Journalist, Conservatives in the media and in real life, Cop, Corporation Worker, Cory Booker, Cuban Protester, DHS Workers, DNC Chairman, DNC Members, Debunker, Democrat, Democrat Man, Democrats, Demons, Detective...

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Quotes 

• Jordan Peterson : The Snakes obey my Will, and I can force them to carry you off to the Underworld, bucko!

• Strawman 1 : In an unarmed society the bizarre freaks who would normally shoot up public places for arbitrary reasons get jobs, some of them in Government, some of them in powerful Government positions, and then they kill citizens for arbitrary reasons, but it's okay because it's the Government doing it and it wasn't actual Communism, so stop pointing it out as an example, you right-wing bigot!

• Debunker : She could never Occupy a place here in our Debunker Bunker!

• Debunker : Yachts are a Human Right!

• Dr Mac : Translated from Passive Aggressive British to Freedom Speak, that's...

• Debunker : We had caught the stupid!

• Captain America : [Dangling in a Lobster Trap over a Lobster Tank]  What kind of sick, diabolical plot are you hatching?

  Red Skull Jordan Peterson : I'm going to tell kids to clean their rooms! And make five year plans!

  Captain America : Just like Hitler!

• Seamus : [Reading Dr. Asatar Bair's 2 Cents, off of the Internet]  "People say I 'Idolise' Stalin. Not true, I hold a fair and balanced view, the man was neither saviour or saint..."

  [stops reading] 

  Seamus : First of all, I have a really easy fix for this one!

  [Clicks on the Trashcan Icon] 

• Fretful Mother : My son likes the colour Pink!

  Doctor : Sounds pretty Normal. I prescribe you go Home and stop being Weird...

• Dr Mac : I'm a Doctor, I think I'm nuanced enough to make my own Decisions.

  Journalist : What's your PHD in?

  Dr Mac : Lesbian Poetry.

• Jordan Peterson : It's like, if you're not embodying the Mythos of the Archetypal Hero by Metaphorically Dying, you're never going to Kill the Snake, Man! Let alone rescue your Father from the Underworld! Who has a Billion of Anything? Nobody! It's Absurd!

  Dave Rubin : I a-gree with that...

• Sam Harris : This is someone who's not being Honest, I truly see him as a Bad Actor.

  Jordan Peterson : That depends on what your definition of Truth is, Sam!

  Sam Harris : Oh, not this again...

• Jordan Peterson : Good luck finding new people to Interview, you Oedipal Tyrant!

• Seamus : The Dad is a Spider, but they've left his Cell Door open, he's allowed to leave... Pretty messed up.

• Seamus : As based as this state of affairs would be...

• Dr Mac : They're Christians! Who cares?

• Seamus : Well it's that time of the year again, when the Mainstream Media exploit an unfortunate death to make White and Black people hate each other...

• Seamus : Blue Lives don't matter! Nobody cares about Smurfs!

• Seamus : I don't like it. And I don't like that the Spider got a Lady Pregnant...

• Joe Biden : [In his own mind]  I say! The pair of you behave quite boorishly, indeed. You do your post as Elected Officials Dishonour! I will be Testifying on this Incident before the very Populace that Invested you with the Power you Wield so Improperly! For they deserve a better Class of Public Servant!

  [Out Loud] 

  Joe Biden : I jus' wanna CORN-POP!

• Joe Rogan : If you put a Monkey on Twitter, would it become Transsexual?

• Joe Biden : [Fleetwood Mac Music]  You may cut me, Man, but you'll never cut me again! 'Cos the Pool Guy just gave me, a 6ft Length of Chain!

• Jack Dorsey : [Hat Slogan: "Regular Guy Hat, cuz I'm not Out of Touch!"] 

• Joe Biden : [Dust in the Wind]  You know the Thing... All Endowed with You Know the Thing!

• Joe Biden : If you want a Biscuit, you have to pull yourself up by your Biscuit-Straps!

• Joe Biden : If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor!

  Dr Mac : Okay, he's gone Insane...

• Seamus : We're all Neckbeards who live in our Mother's Basements...

• Seamus : It says your Google Search isn't better than my Google Search, because you both Google Searched it, but your one confirmed your narrative...

• Debunker : Huzzah! We have a new video to Debunk! To the Screening Room!

• Interviewee : That's insane! We move into the City and you call it Gentrification, we move out of the City and you call it White Flight! Where are White People supposed to live?

  Dr Mac : They shouldn't!

• Seamus : Men get killed at work all the time and nobody talks about it!

• Seamus : Hollywood is making our kids Gay? Give some credit to our Public Schools!

• Jack Dorsey : You are so neurotic!

  Seamus : I'M A MISERABLE PERSON! TRYING TO LIVE UP TO YOUR AUDIENCE'S EXPECTATIONS IS LITERAL TORTURE! WHY DID I DO THIS TO MYSELLLLLLF? Thank you so much for watching...

• Debunker : You think every verbal error is a Freudian Slip!

• Social Contractor : Jason, I'm doing a quick Survey. Are you taking any illegal drugs?

  Jason : No, Social Contractor.

  Social Contractor : Shame! Because I still need to throw someone in Prison this month...

• Social Contractor : You've got to fight alongside the supporters of 9/11 or else you get another 9/11! That's how 9/11s work, I don't make the rules.

  Jason : Thank God.

• Jordan Peterson : That's the Tragedy of Being, man! They took the Sexy M&M from us!

• Jordan Peterson : Your wife's a bitch and your kid's annoying.

• Jordan Peterson : Unless you rescue your Father from the rectum of a whale, you're a prisoner of the snakes!

• Seamus : [Scrabble]  Okay, so I've put down the word "Advertising", right?

  Joe Biden : Right!

  Seamus : And you've put down the word "Badakafcare"...

• Progressive : I don't PLAN on having a husband!

  Seamus : Yeah, we could tell by the Cupcakes...

• Joe Biden : What happened?

• Seamus : So why don't you date a trans-man? Why do you want those cis-lesbians so much? Thats interesting...

• Seamus : The assumption that people are innocent until proven guilty is the cornerstone of a Civil Society.

• Jordan Peterson : You Window-Licking Wendigo!

• Jordan Peterson : Why so Serious?

• Seamus : If you thought we were mostly peaceful last time, just you wait!

• Seamus : If it wasn't for feminism, she'd be having babies instead of bombing them!

• Seamus : I apologise for making this and I think you should apologize for watching it!