- Pam Shipman: [just after Gavin and Stacey have an argument about travel arrangements to Gwen's party] I can't take much more of this, Mick.
- Mick Shipman: What?
- Pam Shipman: It's like living in Hollyoaks.
- Bryn West: [Bryn is feeling the pressure trying to keep Gwen's surprise party a secret from her] I'm a mess, Ness.
- Nessa Jenkins: You gotta keep it together, Bryn. Less than 24 hours to go.
- Bryn West: I know... but I'm being tetchy, I trust no-one. It's like being in the Big Brother house.
- Bryn West: Well, you could have warned me.
- Stacey Shipman: He's my brother, he should be here.
- Bryn West: I thought about inviting him, if truth be told, but I didn't think he'd come.
- Stacey Shipman: He's gay. It's a barn dance. Of course he's gonna come.