Last Vegas (2013)

Robert De Niro: Paddy

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Quotes 

• [Dean has been led to believe the Flatbush Four are mafioso] 

  Dean : I'm very sorry, sir.

  Paddy : Shut up, Dickhead! You think we give a shit about your sorries! Don't you know you're messing with Billy Bones, Archie Aces, Sammy the... the...

  Sam : the Accountant!

  Paddy : Yeah.

  Sam : Sammy the Stove! They call me that because I *cook the books*!

• Paddy : [Knock on the door]  What? Go away, I got a bat.

  Elizabeth : It's Elizabeth, your neighbour. I brought you soup.

  Paddy : That's why I have the bat.

• Dean : Please, sirs. How can I make it up to you?

  Paddy : Alright! Just get us some ice waters. Maybe later we'll find you other stuff to do.

  Sam : Yeah, maybe later Knuckles here will let you wash his balls!

  Sam : [beat]  Oooh. Sorry. That sounded weird, didn't it?

  Dean : Four Ice Waters?

  Paddy : [Paddy glares]  GO!

  Dean : Right away, sir.

• [Paddy just knocked Dean to the ground] 

  Paddy : NO ONE calls us names except US!

• Paddy : If you think I'm leaving this apartment, you're dumber than that hat.

• Billy : Welcome to Las Vegas!

  Paddy : Relax, Gershon, it's not like you invented it.

• Paddy : [to the girl across the hall]  Find a man and stop bringin' me soup!

• Paddy : Prick!

  Sam : Asshole.

• Sam : Paddy, you have got to come with us to Las Vegas!

  Paddy : If you think I'm leavin' the apaartment, you're dumber than that hat.