The Muppets (2011)
Justin Tinucci: Laughing Kid
Quotes
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Kermit the Frog : [from archive footage] It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin!
Walter : I found them -
[Walter gasps]
Walter : - The Muppets.
Walter : [the Muppet Show's theme plays in the background] I guess you could say I was their number one fan.
Walter : [Walter opens his birthday present] Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of the Muppet Studios.
Walter : [Walter shakes the present before opening it, and then he gasps to discover a watch with Kermit the Frog's face on it] And they made all the difference.
Walter : [a kid says 'Trick or Treat!'] Because from then on...
Gary Age 13 : Hey, guys.
Laughing Kid , Laughing Kid , Laughing Kid : Oh, hey, Gary. Hey.
Walter : [Walter is wearing a Kermit costume] Hi-ho, guys. Yay!
Laughing Kid , Laughing Kid , Laughing Kid : [the trick-or-treaters laugh at Walter] Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978?
Walter : Even on the worst days, I knew... that as the years passed...
Kermit the Frog : [archived footage] Cancel that last remark...
Walter : As long as there are singing frogs and joking bears...
[Walter and Gary laugh as they watch reruns of The Muppet Show on VHS cassette]
Walter : Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, the world can be such a bad place after all.