Tyrannosaur

Hannah: Why Tyrannosaur?

Joseph: What?

Hannah: You said something about your wife Tyrannosaurus or something?

Joseph: What's Tyrannosaurus about? Yeah

[nods head]

Joseph: It was a joke name... In Jurassic Park you know the movie, there's a scene where the kids are scared, they're looking out the glass and they hear the Tyrannosaur coming. As it thumps its way towards them

[thump, thump, thump]

Joseph: the glass starts to ripple... So

[sighs]

Joseph: my wife was a big lady, and you'd hear her going up the stairs and it was like

[thump, thump, thump]

Joseph: I swear if I had a cup of tea on the sideboard you'd see the same ripples in my tea. So I called her the Tyrannosaur.

[bows head and looks away]

Joseph: I was being a cunt.