George Shevtsov credited as playing...
The History Man
- The History Man: There always was, is, and will be war. The Sumerian fought the Elamite. The Saxon fought the Viking.And so the histories grew. There were the wars of the roses, the oranges, the opium wars.There were the one day, the six day, the thousand day. North against south, east against west. The first, second, third, countless wars of religion and righteous belief. The oil wars, water wars, a tri-nation nuclear war. The battle of the boom towns. And now, my dears, the forty day wasteland war. Eyes for eyes, teeth for teeth. Rage fueled by grief.
- Lone War Boy: Is this Halballa? Am I in Valhalla?
- Big Jilly: What's Valhalla?
- The History Man: Valhalla is the hall of the slain, a paradise for dead heroes.
- Dementus: Good for you. We're looking for a place of abundance.
- Lone War Boy: What's abundance?
- The History Man: Abundance: plentifulness. Having a copious quantity of something.
- Lone War Boy: Co... what's "copious quantity"?
- Dementus: A lot of stuff. A lot of good stuff.
- Dementus: History man, a word burger, please? Tears.
- The History Man: Human tears. The secretions of the lacrimal gland containing oils, salts, proteins, and stress hormones. The tears of joy and those of sorrow have different chemical compositions.
- Dementus: Yes. Sorrow is more... piquant, zesty.