- Josef Konstantin: You keep coming up with these excuses. You're not afraid Beth's going to get hurt. You're afraid *you* are.
- Mick St. John: I... am... in *love* with her.
- Josef Konstantin: Yeah. Yeah, you are. Go do something about it before it's too late.
- Mick St. John: [hears a door open in a witness's house] I'm going to have to *chase* this guy? Crap!
- Josef Konstantin: [after Josef attacks Mick to prove a point] What?
- Mick St. John: You were right. I can't save her as a human. I *can* as a vampire. Change me back.
- Mick St. John: Your name came up in connection with a story that Maureen was working on.
- Josef Konstantin: Was her body found in the La Brea Tar pits?
- Beth Turner: No.
- Josef Konstantin: That was the only person I killed this week.
- Beth Turner: How long will it last? Until you turn back?
- Mick St. John: I don't know. Six months, maybe. Maybe less. But I'm making every day count. I don't want to have any regrets.
- Mick St. John: At the funeral, you were wearing his ring.
- Beth Turner: Yes. Yes, I was. But um, I realized even if he had proposed to me, I wouldn't have said yes.
- Mick St. John: Why not?
- Beth Turner: There's someone else. Has been for a while. I care about him a lot. And I think it's time he figured out what he's going to do about it.
- ADA Benjamin Talbot.: And you are?
- Mick St. John: I'm Mick St. John. I'm a private investigator.
- ADA Benjamin Talbot.: Right. Right. I've heard a lot about you.
- Mick St. John: Good things?
- ADA Benjamin Talbot.: No. No really.
- Mick St. John: Donuts.
- [takes a donut and takes a bite]
- Mick St. John: Not bad.
- Beth Turner: How long has it been since you've had a donut?
- Mick St. John: 1952.
- Beth Turner: Two words: Krispy Kreme.
- Mick St. John: [as he's chasing a witness] I haven't run like this for a long time. For the first few minutes, it's *fun*. Let's just say right now, I do feel like I'm 85 years old. I really am going to have to cut back on those hot dogs and donuts.
- ADA Benjamin Talbot.: I'll get a warrant.
- Dr. Pierce Anders: You've got no grounds.
- ADA Benjamin Talbot.: You know that judge you gave a bad nose job? She's better now.
- Mick St. John: What are you doing here?
- Josef Konstantin: Guerillermo called me. Said you were going to do something stupid. I said "Wait. That can't be the Mick I know."
- Josef Kostan: So, have you sealed the deal yet?
- Mick St. John: It's not about sex.
- Josef Kostan: Everything's about sex.
- Mick St. John: I'm 52 years older than her, I drink blood bought from the morgue, and I tend to bite down when I...
- Josef Kostan: Some women like that.
- Logan Griffen: You know Kostan?
- Mick St. John: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
- Logan Griffen: He's the richest vampire in town. How... how come you never introduced us?
- Mick St. John: Logan, you... you never leave your basement.
- Beth Turner: [searching her boss's apartment for evidence of story she was researching] Nothing in the kitchen. We've got to narrow down the hiding places.
- Mick St. John: It's all about psychology, all right? People hide things in the last place they think anyone else is gonna look.
- Beth Turner: Tampons.
- Mick St. John: Excuse me?
- Beth Turner: I always hide my nice jewelry in a box of tampons.
- Mick St. John: [Beth hurries out of the room] Yeah, okay. I'll admit that's the last place I would look.
- Guillermo: Single gunshot wound to the head, .38 caliber. Powder burns around the entry wound.
- Mick St. John: She was shot at close range.
- Beth Turner: Maybe she knew her killer.
- Guillermo: Doubt it. You really can't smell it?
- [Mick and Beth both smell the body]
- Mick St. John: Gimme a hint.
- Guillermo: Starts with a "v", you used to be one.
- Mick St. John: Maureen was killed by a vampire?
- Guillermo: I don't know about that, but she was definitely around one.
- Beth Turner: Why would a vampire use a gun?
- Mick St. John: To make it look like a human crime.
- [seeing Guillermo's look]
- Mick St. John: What?
- Guillermo: Well, you're creeping me out, man. You being human, it's unnatural.
- Mick St. John: [sarcastic] Well, thanks. That's, uh... that's nice.
- Guillermo: Call 'em like I see 'em.
- Logan Griffen: [playing "Guitar Hero"] Just in time for my solo, man!
- Mick St. John: Is that all you do?
- Logan Griffen: [scoffs] No. Tuesdays and Thursdays I rule World of Warcraft.
- Beth Turner: [after Mick saves a young woman from jumping off a roof] Are you okay? For a second, I thought you...
- Mick St. John: Yeah, I just remembered I don't like heights.
- Beth Turner: If you'd have fallen, you'd have died.
- Mick St. John: Yeah, but I didn't.
- Beth Turner: If you had... I... I'm not used to worrying about you like this.
- Mick St. John: Me, neither. It's kind of exhilarating.
- Beth Turner: Not exactly the word I'd use.