- Yvonne MacPherson: If you are going to tell lies; do try to make them plausible.
- Margaret Campbell: [telling Yvonne to leave her] You know Yvonne. I think you have just remembered a very important engagement.
- Yvonne MacPherson: Do you know? I think you're right. I have.
- Ian Campbell - Duke of Argyll: No, you like it like this. You're glad that shipwreck is buried under the mud.
- Margaret Campbell: Am I really?
- Ian Campbell - Duke of Argyll: It means you can still control me, prancing around calling yourself a Duchess with my balls in your fucking handbag.
- Margaret Campbell: It's not as if they take up much room.
- Margaret Campbell: [defending her husband's drinking to her father] Everybody drinks, Daddy.
- George Whigham: He drinks for oblivion - and you know it.
- Margaret Campbell: I do love you. You know. Despite of it all. I do love you... .. and don't worry about your balls... I will keep them safe.
- Margaret Campbell: You and Oui Oui might be snivelling little girls but I don't want or need your advice.