Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 (2008 Video Game)

J.K. Simmons: President Howard T. Ackerman

Quotes 

• President Howard T. Ackerman : [about Tanya]  A little word of advice. Don't get on her bad side.

• President Howard T. Ackerman : Are you ready to send the commies back home to their mommies?

• President Howard T. Ackerman : Bingham, I am hearing a rumor that I know can not be true, are we really signing a peace treaty with the commies?

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Actually sir, it's more of a case fire.

  President Howard T. Ackerman : So, you're tell me it *is* true.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Well, we've already exhausted most of our forces, and we belive that siding with the Soviets will help us against the Empire.

  President Howard T. Ackerman : Bullpucky. You know those Russians can't be trusted, they hate everything we stand for. Freedom, liberty, the persuit of happiness, apple pie... did I say freedom, well it's worth saying again.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Sir, most of the Allied leaders have already agreed to this.

  President Howard T. Ackerman : Not me, not the U,S of by god A. You're making a *very* big mistake my friend, you mark my words.

• President Howard T. Ackerman : I am humbled to be your new President, and I am honored to lead our nation during these dark and dangerous times. The Soviet Union's recent push into Europe threatens our very existance as a nation. We have deployed troops and equipment to our European allies but we haven't yet fully comitted to this fight, until now. I have introduced a bill that will qunituple the resources that we are putting towards this conflict. Today, I say that it is time for America to take a stand against the scourge that is godless communism. For if we don't, if we wait soon, very soon it will be too late.

  Premier Cherdenko : We finally get our taste of victory and now this. The new American president is an ignorant fanatic who wants to wipe us off the face of the Earth. He has rallied the Allies and re-energized their will. We must strike swiftly, before they can mobilize their forces.

  [Krukov comes on screen] 

  Premier Cherdenko : Are you ready, General?

  General Krukov : Of course. Commander, we are hitting the Allies' central command center in Geneva before they can reinforce it. You will be leading the charge, and I will follow soon after with the full might of the Soviet military. Davsadania.

  Premier Cherdenko : Bottoms up, Nicolai.

• President Howard T. Ackerman : [about the and the Soviets joining up to the defeat the Empire]  These commies go against everything we stand for. Freedom, Liberty, Apple Pie, did I mention freedom?

• President Howard T. Ackerman : [a fake Presidential Election advertisement]  Yes we can. We can hope. We can dream. But when we wake up, you'll see that the only candidate ready for the future is me. The future is coming, it's coming and it's gonna bring a force of armored Kodiak Bears, attack blimps, and a lot of weaponized robots that'll turn hope into a 4 letter word. If you want hope, keep dreaming. If you want change, put out your cup. If you want freedom, vote for me.

• President Howard T. Ackerman : None of you have the guts for what needs to be done, so i'm gonna wipe those Soviets off this Earth myself and you can't stop me. Should my heart stop beating, the weapon fires.

• Field Marshall Robert Bingham : [First Allied Mission]  Ah, commander. I'm Field Marshal Robert Bingham, chief officer of the Allied military command. I'm told that you;re a capable officer, well let's hope that this assessment is correct. All of our senior commanders are fighting in Europe, leaving the defense of Great Britain entirely in your hands. I would like to meet Lieutenant Eva

  [Eva comes on screen] 

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : she will be your intel officer and communications liasion.

  Lt. Eva McKenna : Glad to have you on board, sir. Field Marshal, the President is ready for you.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : [President Ackerman comes on screen]  Mr. President, I like you to meet our new commander on the ground.

  President Howard T. Ackerman : Greetings commander. You ready to send those commies running back to their mommies? I sure hope so, becuase if you can't stop them over there, the only thing that's gonna stand between those godless Reds and the U, S of A is gonna be one little ocean.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : I absoluely agree, Mr. President. We can not allow the Soviets secure a foothold in Great Britain. The fate of the free world depends upon it.

• Field Marshall Robert Bingham : That was bang-on brilliant, commander. Excellent work, and I have to say, the Soviets are proving to be a useful ally.

  Lt. Eva McKenna : [Comes on screen]  Sir, Premier Cherdenko is on the line. He says it's urgent.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Put him through, Lieutenant.

  Premier Cherdenko : [Comes on screen]  We won't *stand* for this treachery, Bingham! You hear me? My advisors warned me on trusting you Allies.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : [In disbelief]  What? Treachery? What the hell is going on? Eva.

  Lt. Eva McKenna : Sir, appearently one of our satelite relay systems is targeted directly at Moscow. It's source is an American command post I didn't even know existed. It is at the site of Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : [Scoffs]  What?

  [to himself] 

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Ackerman. Get the President on the line.

  [Ackerman comes on screen] 

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : What's going on at this Mt. Rushmore command center, Mr. President?

  President Howard T. Ackerman : Those reds are playing you for a fool, my friend and as long as I'm the President of these United States, I can't allow them to leave this dance. Bingham, you can thank me later when this is all over.

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : What's all over? Ackerman!

  [Ackerman goes off screen] 

  Field Marshall Robert Bingham : Oh god. He's clearly out of his tree. You need to stop them, commander before he underminds our alliance with the Russians.