Family Guy (TV Series)
Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song) (2020)
Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Dr. Elmer Hartman
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Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : This part always speaks to me.
[Watching Opera in his room]
Stewie Griffin : I can't stand to hear Italians talk.
[Sniffles]
Stewie Griffin : But man get them singing.
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Stewie Griffin : All I'm doing is presenting you honestly to the public. Just like I did to the witches in Salem.
Accused Witch : Who but a witch would not give up her virtue to a man who brought her a luncheon of salt pork and boiled sweets?
Stewie Griffin : But Your Honor, I tried to give up my virtue. I begged him to take me then and there.
Stewie Griffin : Yeah, okay, okay, n-nobody believes that tall tale. And he would have none of it.
Accused Witch : I offered him posterior intimacy.
Stewie Griffin : Okay, let's just... E-everyone calm down. The court reporter will still his quill.
Accused Witch : On hands and knees I begged him. He said he had an early appointment.
Stewie Griffin : Witch! Witch! Press her between stones!
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Principal Shepherd : [Over Public Address System] Attention, Griffins. Could Peter Griffin please report to the backyard?
Peter Griffin : Shut up.
Principal Shepherd : Peter, I'm looking at your aptitude assessment. Uh, we think you would be more comfortable eating in the special breakfast unit.
Peter Griffin : It sounds like chaos in there.
Principal Shepherd : Don't worry, Miss Judy will take care of you. She doesn't have her teaching degree, but she is abnormally strong.
Peter Griffin : Why can't I just eat with my family?
Principal Shepherd : We're trying to get you ready to eat with your family.
Peter Griffin : Hey, you must be Miss Judy. Ow, that's my wrist! That's my wrist, Miss Judy! Ow!
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Peter Griffin : Attention, Griffins. Someone drew a penis on my car. Peter, I'm looking at you. Couldn't have been me.
Peter Griffin : I don't even know what penises look like 'cause I'm not gay. Never even seen one.
Principal Shepherd : You don't have a penis?
Peter Griffin : I do, I just don't look at it 'cause I'm not gay. Now, if it was a vagina, I'd say you have your man. Seen a ton of those.
Chris Griffin : Whoa, whoa, whoa, three? Deets, Dad.
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Stewie Griffin : Ain't he a stinker?
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Stewie Griffin : Who but a witch, would not give up her virtue to a man who brought her a luncheon of salt pork and boiled sweets?