Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Spider-Man 3 (2020)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, J. Jonas
Quotes
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Nostalgia Critic : [Spider-Man is brooding on the bell tower] Did you really think, when you saw this scene on the poster, this would be the scene that leads up to it?
[shows the infamous dance scene; cut to a church]
Nostalgia Critic : This guy knows how Christianity works.
Eddie : I come before You today, to ask you for one thing: I want you to kill Peter Parker.
Nostalgia Critic : Yes, as Jesus said in the Bible, "Do unto others... you want me to kill a guy? I'll fucking kill a guy."