- Jason Sklar: [about Prince Andrew] I can't believe she goes to him after his opening line was 'Wanna go sit on my grandma's chair?'
- Jason Sklar: [about hologram Whitney Houston] Even in death, tough, she's getting more work than Bobbi.
- Tim Dillon - Lights Out PR Guy: [answering viewer's questions] Do you sing in the shower? What's a shower?