I'd been quite looking forwards to this - although, if I'd bothered to look up the directors' previous work, I may have skipped it entirely and saved myself the runtime for some high-quality napping.
Instead I watched it and got some low-quality napping.
First the good - Ralph Inneson earned some money for this and hopefully he can maybe avoid doing the next bad film that comes up off the back of that.
Secondly, Tuppence - yes that's her real name is quite convincing in the role of a medicore pedophile.
That's it. Those are the two upsides to the tiresome Wicker Man knock off.
It's a somewhat dismal state of affairs to see the film industry self-destructing due to banality across the board, but these are the times we live in I suppose.