Psych (TV Series)

Dis-Lodged (2008)

Timothy Omundson: Carlton Lassiter

Quotes 

• Carlton Lassiter : Uh, I was just driving by the office and saw the lights on...

  Shawn Spencer : You want to hire us.

  [Lassiter hesitates] 

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, come on, Lassie, it's not that tough. Let it go.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Yes, come on.

  Shawn Spencer : Look around! You're in a safe place, surrounded by men... who love you. Gus?

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Lassiter, I love you.

• Carlton Lassiter : Spencer, I want you to listen to me, and listen closely. I know Irving Parker very well, and he wouldn't kill anyone. Sure, he might hobble their spirit and crush their soul and dance on the flaming ashes of their broken marriage, which he had a part in ending... but he wouldn't kill anyone.

• Irving Parker : Are we done?

  Carlton Lassiter : We're done when I say we're done!

  [pause] 

  Carlton Lassiter : We're done. You can go.

• Carlton Lassiter : [to his intimidating, ex-father-in-law, who is a murder suspect]  Alright, Irving, that's enough! Now I loved Victoria, and because she loved you, I let it slide that you're a pain in the ass! But you're at *my* table now, and around here, we call someone like you, a hostile witness, it's a good way to get yourself locked up. I can make your life a living hell, so you'd better give me the respect I deserve, and I suggest you cut the crap! Clear?