Dragon Ball (TV Series)

Goku's Rival (2001)

Mike McFarland: Master Roshi

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Quotes 

• Master Roshi : Do your legs hurt? Cause you've been running all through my dreams!

  Mermaid : Pardon?... I don't have legs.

  [Roshi sees the girl is a mermaid, and collapses] 

  Master Roshi : [awkward laugh]  So, you're a mermaid, are you?

  Master Roshi : [thinking to himself]  I knew there was something fishy about this...

  [looks at the mermaid's skimpy top] 

  Master Roshi : [thinking]  I guess i can still try with her human half...

  Master Roshi : Well, I'm like a turtle and you're part fish, so what do you say you and me go inside and learn more about our species?

  [smack! the mermaid hits him and dives into the water] 

• Krillin : So who are you anyway, his pupil?

  Goku : Yeah, I'm Goku!

  Krillin : Hmm, doesn't seem that you like fighting.

  Goku : I like marshmallows!

  Krillin : What's that gotta do with anything?

  Goku : Well, I'm hungry. And your bald head looks like one.

  Krillin : What did you say? Didn't you know that everyone who's serious about martial arts shave their head? Look at Master Roshi, he shaves!

  Master Roshi : Nope, I'm naturally bald.