Darkwing Duck (TV Series)

All's Fahrenheit in Love and War (1991)

Jim Cummings: Darkwing Duck

Quotes 

• Darkwing Duck : I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the number 90 sunblock that will stop your burn! I am...

  [sweating] 

  Darkwing Duck : warm beyond all belief.

• Darkwing Duck : Over my dead body sister!

  [realizes implications of what he said] 

  Darkwing Duck : I can't believe I just said that!

• Darkwing Duck : Why do the weird ones always fall for me?

  Launchpad McQuack : Uh, maybe it's the mask.

• Isis Vander Chill : I've been thinking, Hon, maybe I can help find those bugs you were looking for. After all, I know every nook and cranny in this cavern. So what do you say, Sweets? Are we a team?

  Darkwing Duck : Well, I do wanna solve this case ASAP, right LP?

  Launchpad McQuack : I don't knew, DW. Something about her just gives me the chills.

  Isis Vander Chill : Fabulous! Then it's a date!

  Darkwing Duck : Date? But what about finding those felonious firebugs?

  Isis Vander Chill : Oh, let's not rush into things, Hon. First, we have to get to know another!

• Isis Vander Chill : Oh, Darkwing, my darling little icicle! This is so romantic!

  Darkwing Duck : Yeah, right. Now about those fugitive firebugs. Gimmie...

  Isis Vander Chill : Did anyone ever tell you that you have the cutest little beak?

  Darkwing Duck : Forget my beak! I wanna talk bugs!

  Isis Vander Chill : Later, Hon! The night's still young!

• Isis Vander Chill : Dinner and a movie. What more could you ask for?

  Darkwing Duck : Finding those firebugs before I freeze to death would be nice.

  Isis Vander Chill : Gee, it is a bit chilly, isn't it?

  Movie Character : You might say that!

• Isis Vander Chill : Is this intimate little boiler-room warm enough for you, Hon?

  Darkwing Duck : Warm enough? If I were any warmer you could serve me a'la carte!

  Isis Vander Chill : You just need to relax. Here. Try a nice refreshing cup of steam

• Darkwing Duck : OK, maybe we should discuss this, huh?

  Isis Vander Chill : Oh, Pookie! I knew you'd warm up to me! Come on, let's kiss and make up!

• [opening lines] 

  Darkwing Duck : [walking through snow]  It was another dark and stormy night. The city of St. Canard was blanketed in the kind of fowl, frigid weather that makes your teeth chatter, or anyone else's for that matter.

  [Launchpad shivers following him] 

  Darkwing Duck : [emerging from the snow]  But does that stop Darkwing Duck from doing his duty? You bet it does.

  [freaking out] 

  Darkwing Duck : OOH! I HATE SNOW! I HATE IT! I HATE IT! HATE, HATE, HATE HATE, HATE IT!

  [calming down] 

  Darkwing Duck : Although I do look positively stunning in fake fur.

  [blinks at the camera] 

• [closing lines] 

  Launchpad McQuack : Well, all the gold is back in the banks and we've cooled off St. Canard. So, where do you want to spend our vacation, D.W.?

  Darkwing Duck : Vacation? Ha! With this cold

  [blows his nose] 

  Darkwing Duck : The only place I'm going is to bed.

  [sneezes]