- Robin Perry: Hey, if you're still game, can I kiss you? Not in a sexual way, in a 'I want the first kiss after my husband to be with a good guy'. And you're a good guy, by the way.
- Larry Mills: How long you planning on staying in the guest house?
- Anthony Lavelle: I'm looking for my own place. Robin said I could stay there for as long as it takes.
- Larry Mills: Hurry it up. One day soon you'll be about as welcome as an outhouse breeze.
- Robin Perry: Do you know why my hair's so short?
- Dr. Oliver Post: Hi - no, should I?
- Robin Perry: Because when I get it cut, my guys washes it, and I love the feel of his hands on my head.
- Dr. Oliver Post: Okay, great.
- Robin Perry: No, not great. I have a problem. I'm cheating on Scott.
- Dr. Oliver Post: With your... hair guy?
- Robin Perry: And the guy I pass when I jog. And a guy at the coffee shop.
- Dr. Oliver Post: Okay, I have no idea what's happening.
- Robin Perry: I'm having sex fantasies with almost every man I come in contact with. If I were a doctor, I would call it a persistent and acute condition.
- Dr. Oliver Post: You *are* a doctor.
- Robin Perry: I'm really sorry. I dragged you all the way out here, and I don't think I can kiss you, Henry.
- Henry: If I had a nickel for every time a woman said that to me.
- Dr. Oliver Post: You say we never spend any time together, and I surprise you with a couple's massage, and you seem unhappy.
- Peter Richards: Baby, I'm happy. I love a good massage.
- Dr. Oliver Post: But?
- Peter Richards: No but. I'm touched, really.
- Dr. Oliver Post: 15 years together... You think I don't know you? You're mad about something.
- Peter Richards: A couple's massage looks like something that we're doing together, but we're not really together. I mean, we'll both be quiet, staring at the floor or the ceiling, thinking our own thoughts. Doesn't make me feel closer. It makes me feel lonely.
- Margot: Did you have a rough night?
- Anthony Lavelle: You could say that.
- Margot: I have a pretty great bottle of red at my place if you want.