- Trevor: You show all the signs of being a help-refusing complainer.
- Bonnie Plunkett: Now you're just making crap up.
- Trevor: What are you even doing here?
- Bonnie Plunkett: It's our Tuesday session.
- Trevor: You fired me!
- Bonnie Plunkett: If you're going to be my therapist, you can't listen to everything I say.
- Bonnie Plunkett: [to Trevor] Before you start the clock, I have something for you.
- [takes a snowglobe out of her purse]
- Bonnie Plunkett: eBay, I *may* have bought it from your ex-wife.
- Bonnie Plunkett: Why do you have a panic room?
- Trevor: I work with mentally unstable people.
- Bonnie Plunkett: When'd you have it put in?
- Trevor: Eight months ago.
- Bonnie Plunkett: We started working together eight months ago.